a beast with glowing eyes and retracting claws that slinks around in shadows and stalks the night? oh yeah my parents have two

a creature that speaks nonsense and demands adoration, who leaps thrice its height vertically without a second thought, and whose presence is said to portend ill fortune? i know, i love mine, it's so adorable

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@chr Surely there's dragons that fit these descriptions.

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