khr, neon dragon @chr@scalie.business

refsheet for khr v2 (fullres available at weasyl: https://www.weasyl.com/%7Ekhr/submissions/1867707/khr-v2-refsheet )

introducing...

khr v2 (previously chr)

after about 4 years i decided it was time for a redesign.

changelog:
- moved wings below arms and added second set of pecs
- added floppy ears
- reconfigured horns
- added spikes along spine, down through tail
- now consistently has 4 digits on every appendage
- updated transliteration of name to better reflect english pronunciation

about me:
- winges
- thicc tail
- snooter
- scaless

humans

aliens or fantasy folk that look exactly like humans but have long/floppy expressive pointy ears

actually it mostly made me want to rewatch the music video for starlight brigade

good, i think the animation and storytelling was actually better than the music, i was left feeling a little aurally parched at times as daft punk spun out some long repetitions on a single sample while some crazy shit was happening on screen

i liked the story and the fact that they had the guts to kill the audience standin halfway through the movie

6/10 don't regret watching

speaking of the daft punk discovery full album music video / animated tv movie...

just remembered my introduction to daft punk and was a parody of "harder better faster stronger" put together by the megachurch my family went to. i dont even remember what they did with the parody but i tried to find it on youtube later and found the original music video and i was like "im intruiged by these blue alien anime people. tell me more"

uh oh, just chose a name for this project. its getting serious

air tastes like summer today and im not in the mood for that

tired: CRUD api (create/read/update/delete)

wired: BAMF api (build/access/modify/free)

[DND PARTY enters stage left]

BARD: behold! the dragon who has been sighted from the nearby village!

DRAGON: huh? no you must be mistaken. there's nobody here but us kobolds

BARD: ... can somebody back me up here

WIZARD: [rolling a nature check] yep that's a dragon

DRAGON: i don't know what you're talking about, i'm a kobold

KOBOLD 1: hey stop harassing our pack, all the members of which are kobolds

KOBOLD 2: yeah us kobolds haven't harmed anyone. least of all them. they wouldn't hurt a fly. on account of them being a peaceable kobold.

DRAGON: yeah, see? please go away we have kobold affairs to attend to

dragon raised by kobolds who thinks of themself as just a giant, quadrupedal kobold

you can tell how someone pronounces "sql" by which article they use

"ess queue ell": "an sql database"
"sequel": "a sql database"

hey clean your glasses

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kishi bashi has a great voice

business cards but you build a trading card game around them

phone numbers give +1 to attack. there's a rock-paper-scissors type system with job categories (IT, sales/marketing, management, executive). if "machine learning" is mentioned anywhere on the card, it deals double damage against any management-type.

creating an LLC for your plural system

starting every in person conversation by exchanging business cards with the other participant, using the business card of the current person fronting

there's no way i'll have room for a *checks notes* 8ft by 4ft enclosure for one of these big bois any time soon but damn if i don't dream about it

from this video about keeping tegus as pets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsb60g4KxiU