Business has been booming as always, thanks to the resounding strides we've been taking towards synergy and teamwork! Also the resounding strides of our larger employees, whose office space we recently expanded by half thanks to the sale by Boeing of their mile-long airplane factory!
We've also been making promising inroads into nanofabrication and nanomaterials thanks to the careful eyes and talons of our microservices team.
Keep up the great work, folks!
@ceo Shit, you guys are set up in the Boeing plant? I should walk over and see y'all some time!
The social network of the future: No ads, no corporate surveillance, ethical design, and decentralization! Own your data with Mastodon!