PSA: Horseradish sauce turns roast beef into the food of the gods

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Boldr, the new app that matches Dragons and Kobolds based on 72 personality metrics. Don't just find A den. Find YOUR den.

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RT @sushifur@twitter.com
please remember to stay hydrated this summer! here, i brought you a drink

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PSA, Equifax data breach settlement Show more

Russia, Election Security Show more

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@phobos_dthorga @Metaph If you check back now, the issue was a third-party library that wasn't updated. And even if there was a RCE bug in VLC its not gonna magically make you vulnerable by being on your hard drive, you need to download a modified video and play it first, so "only play videos from sources you trust" would be way better security advice

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@Metaph that's way overblown, it's not gonna do anything unless you play a malicious video, and in fact couldn't be reproduced by VLC devs on the current stable version trac.videolan.org/vlc/ticket/2

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You Might Want to Uninstall VLC. Immediately.

Because of its free and open-source nature, VLC is one of, if not the most popular cross-platform media player in the world. Unfortunately, a newfound and potentially very serious security flaw discovered in VLC means you might want to uninstall it until the folks at the VideoLAN Project can patch the flaw.

Gizmodo: You Might Want to Uninstall VLC. Immediately..
gizmodo.com/you-might-want-to-

Just had an Impossible Whopper from BK and it is the first veggie burger I have ever had that tastes the same as a normal beef patty. Legitimately would not be able to tell if they accidentally got my order wrong and put a beef patty on it, except that the impossible burger patty is flat on the sides... I am impressed

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Dragon PSA

Please give all your local dragons pets. :dragnpats:

This has been a Dragon PSA

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I can’t believe this is a real store, it reads exactly like a shitpost

Went to the YMCA today for the first time in 18 years. I did not previously understand how awesome that place is

Scammers keep leaving me voicemail messages about how I qualify for a program that will reduce my student loans or how my student loans are going into default which is great since I don't have any

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