I feel bad for Gen Z because they did not grow up knowing the joys of Dunkaroos

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I'm engaaaged nao! I gave my lady a forever purple and she put it on her finger and now I get to hoard her forever because she is my shiny

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Honestly there is never going to be a meme that's funnier to me than this one

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This sounds awesome, I wish I knew about this when I was single

How To TRAVEL Full Time With No MONEY With Seasonal Jobs!

Always wanted to travel but don't think you have the time or the money? I was the same 5 years ago, but then I watched a video on Youtube and found out about...

youtu.be/Vybk72Zcc0k

Me yesterday to friend considering moving to Missouri from DC: "The one thing I don't think you'd like about St Louis is that it's much more difficult to find foreign language events, classes and speakers here."

Me today: -Walks into jewelers, finds Italian language Missouri newspapers-

Well then. I guess I'll eat my words, it's lunch time anyway.

1985 must have been a terrible time to borrow money if banks were willing to pay 12% to borrow yours, but can I have 12% interest on my CDs pls

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good answers to "what's in your pants" Show more

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hmm. I think it's time for

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daylight savings time was one of the worst ideas in the history of ideas

I feel bad for West Virginia. Other state pairs like North and South Carolina and North and South Dakota sound like equal parts of a whole, but West Virginia is forever doomed to sound like a fake wannabe spinoff of Real Actual Virginia

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Punk dragon does a screm.

The crowd go wild!

(Another great piece from twitter.com/Fawnduu/)

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after shearing too many sheep: dragon in fleece

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